April 2012
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October 2011
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September 2011
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"If you were my boyfriend I'd..." finish it in my...
We would speak Spanish while we made babies. YEA
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August 2011
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July 2011
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(413): I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there.
June 2011
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I will remember your small room, the feel of you, the light in the window, your...
– Charles Bukowski (via absentia)
May 2011
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April 2011
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They make it seem like a social issue, like you see someone stand up on a talk...
– Louis CK (via weshouldwritepornography)
This is from Louis’ stand-up special Shameless, I think. The transcribed quotation doesn’t do him justice; this guy is so funny.
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March 2011
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They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
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